Holographic Goblin Shark Psyops Division Sticker

The Goblin Shark PsyOps Division exists to conduct warfare on the psychological field of battle. While Goblin Shark operatives are rarely seen, their handiwork is often left in plain sight, orchestrated with the intent of leaving a greater wound on the enemy's psyche, than their body.
Recorded cases of alleged Goblin Shark activity include:

• Multiple instances of shark teeth being found on the pillows of hostile officers' beds.
• Multiple instances of hostile vehicles being found with punctured tyres, often with shark teeth found near, within, or inside such damaged wheels.
• Multiple instances of ‘close call’ sniper fire near hostile officers.
• Multiple instances of hostiles waking up to discover fresh facial lacerations, followed by discovering airdropped postcards around their site depicting blood in water, with the text: “We have your scent”.
• Multiple instances of The Shiver’s ‘Skull and Shark’ emblem found spray painted near hostile positions, onto hostile structures, and onto hostile vehicles.  
• Two instances of latex shark masks being mass delivered to civilian populations found around or near hostile positions.
• One instance of hidden speakers being deployed near hostile fortifications, and set to play Ween’s - ‘Ocean Man’ for a month straight, night and day.

Do you enjoy misdirecting your opponents? Do you believe that all warfare is based on deception? Would you break an enemy's spirit before you would their body? The Goblin Sharks are The Shiver's specialists in conducting psychological operations; if you enjoy mind games, study human behaviour, or take pride in your ability to leave your opponents surprised, if not demoralised, then this is the sticker for you!

This item is not recommended for use on items that'll see frequent use outdoors.